Condom-nation

My girlfriend told me the funniest story tonite so I just had to share. She has been single for awhile and not missing the dating scene but missing sex, yes, I wrote that...real women miss sex:-) Sooooooo she decided to carry one, only one condom with her with the hope that the law of attraction is really true. Well, she was in a studio, filming, and the microphone kept slipping off her body because the lights made it so hot she was sweating. An old trick...wrap mike in saran then put a condom over it to hold it in place (she would have preferred a real Mike;-). She asked all the guys, c'mon guys, who's got one, none of them would fess up to it so she had to turn over her solo one to save the day. Not exactly the usage she was hoping for:-)